Top ten best and worst things about the Animas Quadracycle

Top 10

10. No gasoline used
9. No insurance, license/registration
8. Safer than a bike or ATV
7. Goes on/off road
6. The more you pedal the faster you go
5. No range anxiety
4. Won’t explode when burned
3. Plant powered on local veggies, or road kill
2. Reverse of big truck equals little digit syndrome
1. Attracts earth babe/dude types

Bottom 10

10. Slow
9. Takes years to make one
8. Requires pedaling
7. Leaks when raining
6. Batteries need recharging
5. Bugs in your teeth
4. Won’t explode when burned
3. Difficult to ride in formal wear
2. Permits conversation
1. Attracts earth babe/dude types